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Dad: “Oh, so you were just calling people a fag to be mean to them.”
Mom: “Oh so you’re not gay?”
Dad: “You’re just an asshole.”
Son: “Yeah-wait… no.”
Mom: “Okay, well have fun being a shithead, honey.”
I am home alone for Thanksgiving. I asked facebook what I should make for dinner.
The first response was Jello.
I’m not sure why, but I had a shit-ton of Jello in my cupboard, so I made it all.
"I just pictured Steven in this style", I read in a random tumblr about this post.
And I said, “oh, why not?”
That’s it, Steven eyes.